We found some sort of cyst on his paw the other day. Since the vet was going to put him under to remove it, we'd thought we'd have them clean his teeth too.
Upside: Squeaky-clean teeth and that oh-so-fashionable Elizabethan collar!
Downside: That ef'fin Elizabethan collar!
"Why the hell are you taking pictures of me, woman?!?!"
"Seriously...take this sh*t off me..."